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Fortune Cookies

Ask Me   Here's to staring into the sun,
when you used to close your eyes.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via pizza)

— 12 hours ago with 583703 notes

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

(via sniffing)

— 15 hours ago with 478410 notes

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

(via happiest)

— 23 hours ago with 198267 notes

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: elliecyrah, via sniffing)

— 1 day ago with 121892 notes

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

(Source: condom, via awkwardvaq)

— 1 day ago with 521644 notes

Lana inviting a fan to her LA show after finding out he isn’t going and how much she has helped him 

(Source: lanadelreycist, via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 154929 notes

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

image

(via unescapable)

— 1 day ago with 131369 notes
dialupmodem:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up


Where’d the hair go???????????????

dialupmodem:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

Where’d the hair go???????????????

(via broken-into-piecess)

— 1 day ago with 657022 notes

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

(via shouldnt)

— 1 day ago with 600906 notes

lorrypop:

spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

 

(Source: rapniall, via happiest)

— 1 day ago with 293251 notes