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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via sniffing)

— 3 hours ago with 175716 notes

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED FOR SHITTY HALLOWEEN MOVIES

(via happiest)

— 19 hours ago with 38123 notes

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed, via unpopuler)

— 1 day ago with 413174 notes

automatically:

Kylie Jenner, so cute as a baby

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(via sniffing)

— 1 day ago with 34653 notes

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming, via unpopuler)

— 1 day ago with 141031 notes

emmysaurus:

When you step in something on the floor with bare feet
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(via idkhumor)

— 1 day ago with 25779 notes

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

(Source: suspend, via unpopuler)

— 1 day ago with 413610 notes

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: coluring, via unescapable)

— 1 day ago with 440767 notes

erinthesails:

You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys

(via unpopuler)

— 1 day ago with 113496 notes

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww, via kingsleyyy)

— 1 day ago with 844111 notes
sidekick-sidekick:

what can I say this pic just really inspires me

sidekick-sidekick:

what can I say this pic just really inspires me

(via fuckyeahkevinray)

— 1 day ago with 25 notes

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via unescapable)

— 1 day ago with 494898 notes

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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(Source: postllimit, via allteensrelate)

— 1 day ago with 354479 notes