Fortune Cookies

Ask Me   Here's to staring into the sun,
when you used to close your eyes.


I feel bad when people have to leave school early because they don’t get to see me for the rest of the day


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my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled


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i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

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wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately 

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I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

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Adult:What are your hobbies ?
Me:I like to read(text posts on tumblr)
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i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors. 

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things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

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walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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if tumblr were to ever shut down:


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When you put on your right sock on your left foot


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if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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