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Fortune Cookies

Ask Me   Here's to staring into the sun,
when you used to close your eyes.

illkim:

I feel bad when people have to leave school early because they don’t get to see me for the rest of the day

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(Source: illkim, via happiest)

— 1 day ago with 67666 notes

hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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(via tilly-oakley)

— 1 day ago with 88654 notes

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source: desparate, via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 52538 notes

pityfriend:

wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately 

(via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 55388 notes

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(Source: bellecosby, via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 403189 notes
Adult:What are your hobbies ?
Me:I like to read(text posts on tumblr)
— 1 day ago with 58066 notes

yxxz:

i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors. 

(via tilly-oakley)

— 1 day ago with 154252 notes

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via tilly-oakley)

— 1 day ago with 96691 notes

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via happiest)

— 1 day ago with 597298 notes

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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(via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 336735 notes

headphones-and-books:

When you put on your right sock on your left foot

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(Source: chutneyy, via unescapable)

— 1 day ago with 6943 notes

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 257887 notes