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Fortune Cookies

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when you used to close your eyes.

thefrailtyofavulcan:

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec

(Source: babylizard, via gnarly)

— 3 hours ago with 324240 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

(via unescapable)

— 19 hours ago with 186530 notes

blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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(via unescapable)

— 1 day ago with 52080 notes

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

(via idkhumor)

— 1 day ago with 103299 notes

y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

(via sniffing)

— 1 day ago with 258256 notes

joshpeck:

when your crush tells you about how attractive someone else is

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(via distraction)

— 1 day ago with 109410 notes
beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

(via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 256929 notes

this was the best week in C&H history

(Source: shogunofyellow, via sniffing)

— 1 day ago with 227365 notes

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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(Source: emblemthrees, via distraction)

— 1 day ago with 409998 notes

8ot:

my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: pmmmprincess, via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 175515 notes

scentedfurniture:

hannibalbalchild:

librariandominatrix:

when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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what the fuck is a lesbian haircut?? image

jkhdkj,hKJDHFKJDSHfk

(Source: dirtylittledamsel, via idkhumor)

— 1 day ago with 180961 notes