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Fortune Cookies

Ask Me   Here's to staring into the sun,
when you used to close your eyes.

sevenspacemonkeys:

sevenspacemonkeys:

am i the only one that talks to myself?

no

(via unescapable)

— 1 week ago with 13375 notes

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via unescapable)

— 1 week ago with 292786 notes

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via happiest)

— 1 week ago with 424490 notes

msjewbooty:

imamazinglyonfire:

msjewbooty:

microinfinity:

northrn:

lampsarepeopletoo:

msjewbooty:

the word gay is actually an acronym

god

actually doesn’t mind if

you’re gay

god

accepts

you

god

always

yugoslavia

gandalf 

ate

yoda 

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

God 

Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

yolo

im going to vomit on you

(via sniffing)

— 1 week ago with 362987 notes

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via sniffing)

— 1 week ago with 297877 notes

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

image

(via gnarly)

— 1 week ago with 265505 notes

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

(via unescapable)

— 1 week ago with 177156 notes

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(via happiest)

— 1 week ago with 589428 notes

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via unescapable)

— 1 week ago with 471456 notes

shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

(via tilly-oakley)

— 1 week ago with 76520 notes

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

(via sniffing)

— 1 week ago with 242427 notes

becuzbacon:

she is petrified and so am i

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via tilly-oakley)

— 1 week ago with 389314 notes